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NEBRASKA ARREST

A man was arrested after authorities were tipped off about a reckless, naked driver on Interstate 80 in central Nebraska.
He is the first person to be diagnosed with Stage 5 Nebraska Flu.

DRUNK BREAST FEEDING

A 26-year-old woman in North Dakota was arrested for breast-feeding her baby while drunk. The woman claimed she was feeding the baby “nature’s white russian”.

PAKISTANI INTELLIGENCE

Pakistani president Asif Ali Zardari said Monday his intelligence agencies believe Osama bin Laden may be dead, but he added there is no proof mainly because he has no pudding.

MR T GOES TO JURY DUTY

Last week in Chicago, Mr. T. showed up for jury duty at Cook County Circuit Court. Murdoch helped him get out of jury selection by using trash bags and a lawn chair.

EGYPT KILLS PIGS

To protect against swine flu, Egypt began slaughtering herds of pigs.
To protect against ultra-right-wing conservatives, a free first class ticket to Egypt has been offered to Rush Limbaugh.