My Creative Mojo

Two seasonal Yellowstone National Park concession workers have been fired after a live webcam caught them urinating into the Old Faithful geyser.
According to Yellowstone National Park Geologist Hank Heasler, “These two gentlemen were lucky they didn’t get burned by the steam. Not so lucky, the dude that used Old Faithful for a colonic. It’s been [...]

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NEBRASKA ARREST
A man was arrested after authorities were tipped off about a reckless, naked driver on Interstate 80 in central Nebraska.
He is the first person to be diagnosed with Stage 5 Nebraska Flu.
DRUNK BREAST FEEDING
A 26-year-old woman in North Dakota was arrested for breast-feeding her baby while drunk. The woman claimed she was feeding the [...]

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