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Stephen Hawking Hospitalized

Stephen Hawking was hospitalized on Monday because of a mysterious illness, and doctors expect him to make a full recovery.  Upon hearing this, Stephen got excited until the doctor clarified, “except for that neuromuscular dystrophy, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis thing.”

Police defend using a taser on naked man at Coachella

This week, police defended their use of a taser on a drunk, belligerent and naked party-goer at the Coachella Music and Arts festival last week.

“Finally my friends will have a reason to make fun of me besides my last name,” said naked taser victim Johnathan Fredrick Felch.

Bear Chases Woman

In Colorado Springs a woman was chased by a bear into the street where she was hit by a car. Then the bear ran away with her pic-a-nic basket.