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Stephen Hawking Hospitalized Stephen Hawking was hospitalized on Monday because of a mysterious illness, and doctors expect him to make a full recovery.  Upon hearing this, Stephen got excited until the doctor clarified, “except for that neuromuscular dystrophy, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis thing.” Police defend using a taser on naked man at Coachella This week, police defended [...]

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OBAMA’S ECONOMIC SPEECH On Tuesday, President Barack Obama acknowledged in a major economic speech that “times are still tough” and warned that a culture of “instant gratification” undermined the economy. Said Marius Schwartz, professor of economics at Georgetown University, “I don’t understand how the entire financial system was brought down by me feeling myself in [...]

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OBAMA RELEASES RECORDS FROM REGAN ADMINISTRATION Obama ordered the releas of nearly a quarter of a million records from the Reagan White House. Unfortunately, 97% of Americans don’t have the equipment to play an LP. CO-CREATOR OF DUNGEONS & DRAGONS DIES Dave Arneson, one of the co-creators of the Dungeons & Dragons role playing game [...]

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SUDAN ELECTIONS Sudan will hold its first general election in 24 years in an electoral process that starts this April and will finish in February 2010. Although it seems like a lengthy time frame, it is expected to finish before the resolution of the Coleman/Franken recount. WOMAN DIVORCES HUSBAND FOR CLEANING TOO MUCH A German [...]

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