My Creative Mojo

Dec 9: Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich was arrested for trying to sell Obama’s vacated senate seat. Blagojevich defended himself, saying “I wasn’t selling the seat, it was a senatorial surcharge for baggage. As the recession deepens, everyone will be charging this fee, including Southwest.”

John McCain publicly announces, “I want to work with Obama.” Rahm Emmanuel replies, “Go to Change.gov, and you can apply online. We already have over 300,000 applications.” John McCain, “What’s this online thing?”

Dec 11: Researchers at the University of Utah invented a device that prevents someone from placing a cell phone call or texting while driving. The device activates when the car key is used to start the car, placing the cell phone in “driver mode” and preventing incoming and outgoing calls. Incoming calls and texts are automatically answered with a message saying, “I am driving now. I will call you later when I arrive at the destination safely. Oh, and my destination is a phone store to buy a different phone without this damn restriction. Don’t tell the ‘rents.”

According to the World Health Organization, by 2010, cancer will be the world’s top killer, ousting Hitler, Pol Pot, and Jack Bauer.

Get your flu shots early this year so your PC doesn’t get a virus.