My Creative Mojo

You already told me about that.

Oh, yeah. You already told me about that twice.

Oh, that again. You’re really going to retell your 15 minute speech about how much water you drink every day and why you bought a water filter instead of ordering water delivery?

I didn’t care the first three times, why do you think I’d care the fourth?

Oh, I didn’t realize you were a part of this conversation… or that you own the conversation that I started with someone other than you.

Do you ever stop to take a breath so someone else can talk.

You must be breathing in your ass so your mouth can keep talking non-stop.

Page me when you’re done talking and I’ll come back.

Here it comes, another opinion.

Do you have an off button?

I didn’t ask you.

I didn’t ask you and no, it’s not about you.

Would you let her answer?

I didn’t realize that you know what’s best for everyone.

Oh, that’s right, your opinion is the only one that counts.

You were happy to meet me? I wish I could say the same about you.

Thanks for the invite, but I’m never going to visit you.

This was my first and last ever trip to Texas.